Joke jokes
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't scream "daddy!"
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Why were the Indians telling the others to chop off their noses when they got close to 12 inches?
Because then it would be a foot. LOL! I may have peed myself.
What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.