Joke jokes
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Wanna hear a funny joke?
You
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
What story does an orphan always get kicked out of? Home Depot.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.