Joke jokes
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
Umm, what joke should I make?
What do you call a deer who is funny?
Diraleous.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it is seafood.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.