Joke jokes
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
I wrote a few jokes:
What does a 15-year-old boy do without two hands when his parents are not at home? Well, obviously do not jerk off.
Yesterday a girl from my job invited me to her home and there I had crazy sex. I could not think that her mother is so hot.
What will happen the morning after the destruction of humanity? Duncan MacLeod makes himself breakfast.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back...
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Shorkey will find you in bed tonight, and he will eat you like my joke or else...
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Me:?