Joke jokes
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
Feminists are a joke.
Non-binary is a joke.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?
"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
Why was the kid's report card all wet?
Because it was below "sea" level.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.