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Joke jokes

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?

"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

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  • My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

    Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

    You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

    I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.

    Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.