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What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?

"Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)

Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.

Why was the kid's report card all wet?

Because it was below "sea" level.

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.

I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.

You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.

Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it always comes back.

What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck there.

Your mom is a joke.

Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.

They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."

"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.