Joke jokes

What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?

The homepage.

Why don't orphans play GTA?

Because they're sad they don't get wanted!

Knock knock... Who's there? It's Jesus, let me in... Why? I have to save you... From what? From what I'm gonna do to you if you don't let me in.

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich.

My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.

In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.

Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.

I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

Why are astronauts forgetful?

They're always spacing out.

What do Myspace and my dad have in common?

I haven't seen them in a while.

Guys, can you like my jokes, please?

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

HAIKU JOKE:

Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.

What did the father name his daughter with no legs?

Peggy.

What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?

Prison FC