Joke jokes
Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!
Mom: Son, where are my condoms?
Son: What are condoms?
Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.
Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?
Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.
Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
My birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
What do an Olympic silver medalist and a Catholic priest have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.