What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Joke Jokes
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
I am a joke.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's funnier when children get it.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
