Joke jokes
Why do I have to go to a shooting range when I can go to school and do it for free?
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
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You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!