Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
What's harder than titanium? Michael Jackson at the playground.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
...
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
It must have been a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...