Joke jokes
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
Why did the joke cross the street?
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."