Joke jokes
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Russia—the real joke.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.