Joke jokes
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
Russia—the real joke.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Want to hear a joke about prostitution? Never mind, it's whoreable.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
Because it said "concentration camp."
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
I was gonna tell a self harm joke, but realized it would cause too much pain.