Joke

Joke jokes

22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.

31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?

The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...