Joke jokes
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a suicidal person?
"If at first you don’t succeed, try again and again until you succeed."
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
I am a joke.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"