Joke jokes
The Stigg is a joke.
Why are half the orphans missing? Because I took them, of course! :]
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
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Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
I like telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."
When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."