This stuff is messed up, you people.
Joke Jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
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These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but they usually crash and burn.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
