Joke jokes
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
Q: what happened when the depressed kid wanted to high five the tree?
A: It left him/her/them hanging.
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
Haha joke haha!
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Yo mama joke.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.
Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.
What do orphans call a family pic?
A selfie.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!