Joke jokes
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What do a priest and a McDonalds have in common?
They both slide their meat in 10 year old buns.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why is it ok to smack an orphan?
What are they going to do? Tell their parents!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What does lmao mean?
Launch Missiles at orphanage.
I'm a rapist.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! š
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)