Joke jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?
You just got fruit-rolled.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Me: Tells a racist joke on the internet and no one bats an eye.
Also me: Tells the same joke at KFC and everybody loses their mind.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
What do you call a different spaghetti? An impasta!
PAPYRUS: WHAT DO YOU CALL A DIFFERENT SPAGHETTI SANS?
SANS: What?
PAPYRUS: AN IMPASTA!
SANS: Good one.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
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