Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Joke Jokes
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Who the f**k disliked my "yo mama" jokes? Comment now, b*tch!
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What does an orphan call a family portrait?
A selfie.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Why'd the orphan cross the road? He was told his parents were on the other side.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
(If you see this joke with a blue "S" that's also me. I just have an acc now.)
