Joke jokes
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
Dad joke time:
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What do you call an alligator that can't get hard? A reptile dysfunction.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣