Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Joke Jokes
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I got sent to the principal's office today because I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire and screamed, "HOT WHEELS!"
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
So, a few hours ago my friend said I need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes... like... it's really not that deep?
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
