Joke jokes
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
Dark humor is just like water,
some people get it, some people don't.
So I’m riding in the car with my dad and all of a sudden I smell something rank without warning.
My dad starts laughing at me.
Dad: “Son! That must have been an orphan fart! You know why?”
Me: “Why dad?”
Dad: “Because it ain’t got no pop!”
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
What kind of tea is really hard to swallow? Reality.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I’d be broke.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.