Joke jokes
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
me: I'm going to steal your heart.
her: omg that's so romantic!!
me, an organ trafficker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
A bath bomb.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Little Johnny has no arms. Knock, knock, who's there?
Not Johnny.
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
My "friend" has dyslexia.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What do you call a disabled kid on fire?
Hot wheels.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Yo forehead so big, an airplane can use that as a runway!
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.