Joke jokes
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I don't know what to write here, just like...
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
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What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.