Joke jokes
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.