Joke jokes
I hate the term feminazi. It is offensive to real Nazis.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
How many dead slaves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently, more than 6, because my basement is still dark.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why is the orphan happy when he wakes up from a coma?
Because there is a family reunion.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.