Joke jokes
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Orphan, they're enough of a joke.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
What's the difference between a speed bump and a road kill?
About 40 mph.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.