I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
Joke Jokes
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look pretty flushed.
Why did an old man fall in a well?
Because he couldn't see that well.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
