Joke jokes
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What the hell dam, hell dam?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”