Joke jokes
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
What is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree?
The leaf falls to the ground, the emo just hangs there.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
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Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!