Joke jokes
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Your mom.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A.) A family stump.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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The worst joke is no joke ;)
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.