Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
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Lenard is a joke.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Y'all need to add more jokes.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do you call a German that can't see? A Notsee.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
