Joke jokes
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭
A priest, a rabbi, and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.