Joke

Joke jokes

How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?

Both of them.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”

The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.

“It’s really not your day, is it?”

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.