Joke jokes
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I should just flush this joke away.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please