Joke jokes
I should just flush this joke away.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair, and a table.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Lenard is a joke.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”