Joke jokes
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
POV: me telling a joke.
My dad: nobody likes a smart-ass.
Me: Nobody likes a smart-ass until the smart-ass finds a cure for cancer.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."