Joke jokes

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

What is a gay person’s favourite meal?

Willy con carne.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

What's black and long?

- The line at KFC.

What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?

Answer: A bath bomb.

I like to make your mom jokes.

Because they're easy like your mom.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.

What is white, then red, and is very fast?

My chainsaw blade.

Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?

So he could be called Father Les.

What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.

I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.

What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?

"Here Comes The Airplane!"