Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Joke Jokes
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
Lessi
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.
You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
