Joke jokes
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
That joke didn't land well, did it?
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.