Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.