What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Joke Jokes
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
