Joke jokes
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome whoβs on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
I love fard π
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What did the calculator say to his friends? βYou can count on me!β
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Whatβs cheese thatβs not yours? Nacho cheese!
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.