Joke jokes
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Tried making jokes about 9/11, but it just kept falling apart.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
Wanna hear a joke?
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