I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
Joke Jokes
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
All these jokes are all plane.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.
Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
