Joke jokes
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Why did the orphan cross the road? (Not to see his mom or dad.)
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.