Joke jokes
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
If y'all look up freshfry jokes, I'll come up. About a year ago, I had a bunch of friends on this app.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.