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Joke jokes

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"

In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"

Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.