Joke

Joke jokes

When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it.

“They see me rollin’, they hatin’.”

My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?

A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"