Joke jokes
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
What do you call a communist pirate ship?
The USS Arrrrr.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch.