Joke jokes
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What's a benefit of being an orphan?
No one makes yo mama jokes to you.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.