Joke jokes

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Anonymous: This guy reads everyone's jokes, but why doesn't he answer his mom?

Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.

Chuck Norris once went to hell.

After that, the Devil only falls asleep after he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.

Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.

The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.

I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.

Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Dad: Don't know, why?

Son: Because they taste funny.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candace. Candace who? Candace be true, you don’t remember me?

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.

I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.

What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?

One of them is an outside job.

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha ching.

I'm the joke.

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?

You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.