Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, âTell me, April, who created the universe?â When April didnât stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. âGOD ALMIGHTY!â shouted April and the teacher said, âVery goodâ and April fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked April, âWho is our Lord and Saviour,â But, April didnât even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. âJESUS CHRIST!â shouted April and the teacher said, âvery good,â and April fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked April a third question. âWhat did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?â And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, âIF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, IâLL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!â The Teacher fainted.