Rockstar jokes
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
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