Job jokes
Q: Why did the teacher die?
A: Because he hated his life.
Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
My dad has a pretty shitty job.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
Finally my father came early from office today. I am very happy.
He was fired from his job.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.
I worked at a calendar factory, but I got the sack for taking a few days off!
Toothbrush: I think I have the worst job ever.
Toilet paper: Ya, right.
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
All then are bad.
Job sucks. XD
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.