Job jokes
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
I saw a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at the orphanage!
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
Why can’t orphans work at AC Johnson’s?
Because it’s a family company.
Bob the builder.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
I saw a kid on the curb. I said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at the orphanage!
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.