How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
My ex-boyfriend's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I had to give him a thumb and forefinger job.
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.
I saw a trophy in my sister room. So I said congratulations for your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I ask why. My sister said I won because I give the best best jobs.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike? You can't get either one at home.
one day i was working at the bank, doing my job then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over, then i told her that her balance is un-balanced
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
He's homeless. Another: Oh he must be A "Sheer" (as in Andrew Sheer) survivor...The other :No, he's a Liberal (as in Justin Trudeau) job hopeful.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
You should never date a prospector. They're all just gold diggers.
I quit my job at the bank today I lost interest.
