Jealous jokes
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
I get jealous when my phone dies.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"