I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
Jealous Jokes
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Is your ass jealous of the shit that came out of your fucking mouth?
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I got jealous when my phone dies.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
