Distrust jokes

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.

My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.

Question: Why can't you trust a tree?

Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.

like this if you don't like school.

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."

Click the 👍 if you hate school.

Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......