Distrust jokes
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.
like this if you don't like school.
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."