Distrust jokes
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
