Distrust

Distrust jokes

Girlfriend

My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my other girlfriend.

Wife

My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.

Memes

Tree

Question: Why can't you trust a tree?

Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.

Alabama

Most states:

"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

Alabama:

"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."

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  • Orphan

    Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......