Japanese jokes
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.