were japanese suicide bombers taught to fly? or was it just a quick crash corse
What's an old Japanese mans last words
hey that cloud looks like a mushroom or is it just me
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
Whats the difference between a dwarf and a japenese man?
I dont know, you tell me.
Japanese people are so cool and organized they have their own ways of suicide
What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
what did the japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody? that is very wong.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".
What did the Americans call the battle of Midway after pearl harbour?
The jap trap
a Japanese person comes to america and sees guns everywhere one american says welcome to america
