Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike- They both worship Datsun.
A Chinese Drunk and a Jewish Drunk are sitting together on a park bench...
After finishing his drink the Jew takes his bottle and *smashes* it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" ask the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle, and *smashes* it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg.... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it
What does Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common? Tying
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured,
"Happynese" (happy knees)
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging
What's an old Japanese mans last words
hey that cloud looks like a mushroom or is it just me
were japanese suicide bombers taught to fly? or was it just a quick crash corse
Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean and North Korean all walk into a bar
The Landlord says "why the same faces lads".