Japanese jokes
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.
After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.
"What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.
"Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.
The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.
"Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.
"That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.
"The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.
"Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
A Chinese, Japanese, South Korean, and North Korean all walk into a bar.
The Landlord says, "Why the same faces, lads?"
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.