it's jokes
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
I asked my daddy what sex was. He said, "Wanna cum and try it?"
Dark humor is like water.
Not everybody gets it.
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :)
-> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game, and here in this world, we are here for each other, although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong, and you'll find the end of the tunnel, but ending the pain and being gone just spreads depression.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
Why was it cold in Stephen Hawking's house?
Because he had a new window open...
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me, "Yeah, I can read braille." So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read, "Screw you, asshole."