it's jokes
Want to have sex?
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't "peeling" well!
"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"
"It's a girl."
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
- All over it like a fat kid on a cupcake.
- Giggling like a room full of fat kids.
- Drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers and 3 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Can I make you a basketball cake for dessert?
Yeah, you sure can, but don't be having all your balls in it. It will taste nasty.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
How do you make a Tico dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.