it's jokes
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.
What's the difference between a cop and bacon?
Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
What did an orphan say to its father?
Nothing.
What's the funniest thing you ever read? For me it was when Rapboat told me he was a legit rapper.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.