it's jokes
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
This is a classic.
Why did the Dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot Dog!
This video is its own joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
A kid and a man are walking into a forest at night.
Kid: "Mr., it's getting dark. I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Why did the dumb blonde take a shower outside of the house while it was raining?
Because the dumb blonde did not pay the water bill!
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
Welcome to the Friend Zone! It’s lonely here.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.