it's jokes
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement? I don't know, my basement is still dark.
It's often said that people peaked in high school.
I think Trump peaked in kindergarten.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...
But it’s quite pointless.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Ever heard of account stealing?
Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"?
It's the 1940s.
The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.
The chink gets sook chinged!