it's jokes
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
My willy was feeling itchy, so I decided to go to the doctor.
My doctor was foreign and spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU!
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Man I hate it when companies do this crap, now you can't commit toaster bath anymore
His boss gave him some projects to work on, but he failed at it.
His boss told him: "You suck."
And he started sucking his boss, after he was done.
His boss told him: "You suck for life!"
XD
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
How come the toilet paper could not make it across the road?
Because of the Corona Virus.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?" Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."