it's jokes
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Two girls have a sleepover.
Karen: Let's go to bed.
Lauren: Fine, but it's early.
*Karen wakes up and exits room*
*Lauren hears noise*
Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.
Lauren: *laughs*
Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery? It’s all Depends!
"Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" "It's Dave!"
"Dave who?"
Dave bursts into tears, realizing that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire; then it goes, "WOOF!"
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"
Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.