it's jokes

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Teacher: Tim, where are your parents? It's been 15 minutes!

Tim (Orphan): Yeah um, they can't come.

Teacher: Why not?

Tim: They're too busy working in heaven.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

I woke up today, and my mom said it was 1940.

Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

"Hey Gwen, I'm back."

-Dev

"It's been so long they unblocked it!"

How do you throw a space party?

You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?

Please follow me at Mary.cristal03 on TikTok.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?

A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up

Why is it good to be an orphan?

Because every bag of chips is family sized.

My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......