it's jokes
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
There's a new bird disease, it's called churpies.
It's a canariel disease, untweetable.
How do you get rid of a fat ghost? You exercise it.
What do you call a red potato?
A tomato. 🍅
(I know it's cringe!)
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.