it's jokes
If I agreed with Leo, then that wouldn’t solve anything. It would just make BOTH of us dumb.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It started its own branch.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
When it's NNN but you have a peanut allergy: 🥳
I'm sure you could be the smartest person in your class.
If it were a class for the profoundly retarded.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But 10 was afraid, why? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.