it's jokes
I have it.
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?
its just a prank. The prank
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came, they asked what happened. The turtle responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
I was reading a book about anti-gravity, I couldn't put it down!
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
It's muffi time, 'cause I wanna die, die, die.
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.