it's jokes
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
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Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
How to give a good hand job?
Bop it. Pull it. Twist it. Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger. You put your left hand in. You put your left hand out. You put your left hand in and shake it all about.
None of you ever touch my penis.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw the baby.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
Why did the woman get raped in the ass?
She assed for it.
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."