it's jokes
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
A cow was walking down the road, and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky, so it said, "That is an a-moo-zing cloud!"
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.