it's jokes
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay? Because it would be a bagel.
Dark humor is like a dad - not everyone gets it.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
Why did the yeet yeet? It yeeted!
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
What is it called when you whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
How do you get away with rape?
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.