it's jokes

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?

Because it had a Great Booty!

What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?

KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.

I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."

My brother said, "You want a cookie?"

What's Penaldo's least favorite food?

Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣

I've decided that from January 1st, I'm only going to watch things that are 4K and above.

It's my New Year's resolution.

If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.

If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"

What did the 9/11 survivor say when he went back to his family? "You won't believe it! The Twin Towers became conjoined twins when it happened!"

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

It’s not cheating if you’re all siblings.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.

I have a joke about suicide, but I’ll just let it hang.

Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.

I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.

Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.

Now it's time to make fun of Asians.

What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.

If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.