it's jokes
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Zozo the hobo is single like a Pringle.
Single like a Pringle, and he loves Pringle's, get it?
It only takes 4 inches to please a woman.
And it doesn’t matter if it’s credit or debit.
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
It's my bday
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
The girl asks her boyfriend, "Are you jealous of my heart?"
He says, "No."
She says, "Because it's pumping in me and you're not."
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I gave a blind kid a hand grenade and told him it's a beyblade.
Why is Penaldo's favorite club Real Mallorca?
Because it reminds him of Kathryn Mallorca🥵
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.