it's jokes

Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?

Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.

The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

I once made a belt out of clocks.

It was a waist of time.

Why did the roster cross the road twice?

To prove it was not a chicken.

If you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

What did the shoe say to the other shoe?

Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm getting over it.

What's the biggest problem with gravity?

It keeps putting people down.

A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.

The lady says, "Come again!"

The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."

Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.

When somebody says they're depressed (by over-romanticizing their so-called problems) but can't be by your side when you are at your lowest.

Then you know they're faking depression. 🙂

If you know it, you know it.

Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:

Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!

Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.

Yo mama so dumb, when Fox Five said it's chilly outside, she brought a bowlllllll!

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Why did the orphan go to the playground?

To see if it could find its parents.