it's jokes
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
An emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book. She said no because you won't bring it back.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Did you see that Chinese man with no legs?
No, I'm blind.
Stop ruining my jokes.
Isn't that the Chinese man with no legs' fault?
It's not like He Go Ann Hi Weh.
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
I’m not a hard drinker. I actually find it pretty easy.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.